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Whitman said to be planning massive HP job cuts

2 hours 7 min ago
25,000 to 35,000 HPers may face extinction

New(ish) HP CEO Meg Whitman has been at the helm for long enough to come up with a longer-term plan for the company, and according to various rumors, her plan will look eerily familiar to HPers who remember the early years of ex-CEO Mark Hurd: job cuts, predominantly in services.…

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Dell forges GPU-enriched virty rack workstation

2 hours 48 min ago
Quadra graphics and Tesla compute tag team

Like everyone else on the planet, you want a rocketsled to do your work. The faster, the better. But if Dell has its way, it may not be on top of or underneath your desk, but sitting in a rack in a data center. And it may not be a rocketsled as much as a rocketbus, with multiple people using it at the same time.…

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Seagate, WD need to get a firm grip on solid disks

2 hours 51 min ago
Pro-tip: They should buy OCZ and STEC

Blocks and Files STEC is touting its great CellCare flash endurance, and it is great, reinforcing a view that it and OCZ make natural flash market buy-in points for Seagate and Western Digital.…

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You can feed 800 VMs off 1 of our boxes, startup brags

3 hours 58 min ago
Tintri wraps NetApp up in white paper

Apparently, just adding a tincture of Tintri to your virtualised server-storage array pathway gets those VMs running like super-charged rockets. The firm says a European customer is running 800 virtual machines off one Tintri box, leaving a NetApp array chastened in the background.…

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Mutant number-crunchers win cluster popularity contest

4 hours 39 min ago
CUDA you dig it? Yes, you can

HPC blog Hybrid computing has come a very long way in a relatively short period of time. My first exposure to hybrids came at SC08 in the lovely city of Austin, Texas. Earlier that year, the Roadrunner system at Los Alamos National Lab had achieved two milestones: 1) It was the first system to break through the petabyte barrier; and 2) It was the first high-profile hybrid system.…

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Seeing ads on Wikipedia? Then you're infected

4 hours 59 min ago
Click fraudsters are milking you for cash

Surfers who see ads when they visit Wikipedia are likely infected with malware, the online encyclopedia warns.…

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Acronis creates new roles for biz and M&A hotshots

5 hours 34 min ago
Could be poised to snap up some juicy prospects

Data protection software supplier Acronis has created two new roles on its executive team: senior vice president in corporate development and SVP in global business development. The move suggests the firm is anticipating a spike in growth and is preparing itself to make a few acquisitions, or even positioning itself to be acquired.…

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SGI skips future Xeon E7s, lobs E5-4600s into UV2 supers

5 hours 57 min ago
Adds Xeon E5s, Tesla K10 GPU coprocessors to rackable boxes

Supercomputer and cluster maker Silicon Graphics has fallen hard for Intel's new "Sandy Bridge-EP" Xeon E5-4600 processors for four-socket servers.…

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Finally a real use for NFC: Heart monitor in a credit card

6 hours 19 min ago
Pay-by-bonk becomes bleeding-edge tech

Vid We've seen heart monitors built into mobile phones and puck-sized Bluetooth kit, but now iMPak Health has got one down to the size of a credit card and used wireless technology to transfer the data.…

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BBC shrinks Red Button: Loses 8 channels after the Olympics

6 hours 41 min ago
Extra 24 live HD streams during the Games

The BBC will be dropping eight of its Red Button channels after an Olympic splurge, focusing on IPTV content instead of the alternative electronic programme guide that the Red Button had become.…

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Nvidia drops veil on game-changing might of VGX

6 hours 58 min ago
VDI'ing Your BYODs

HPC blog What’s a “holy crap” moment? For me, it’s when I see or hear (or do) something that has far-reaching and previously unforeseen consequences. I’ve had at least two of these moments (so far) at the GTC 2012 conference. The first was when Jen-Hsun Huang, in his keynote presentation, tossed up a slide about Kepler and this new thing they’re calling VGX.…

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Pre-Pet Commodore micro up for grabs on eBay

7 hours 12 min ago
Kim-1 could be yours

Readers, you now have 12 hours or so to bid for a slice of computing history: a Kim-1 single-board computer, released some 36 years ago by the company that would become a key part of Commodore.…

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Google Knowledge Graph straddles semantic web and <i>Star Trek</i>

7 hours 26 min ago
Beyond Bing-blocking and screen-fiddling

Google’s battle to retain search supremacy is seeing it roll something it claims will take us closer to the "computers of Star Trek".…

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Google, French watchdog to hook up over privacy

7 hours 32 min ago
Last encounter left CNIL unsatisfied

Google will meet CNIL next week to chat about the French regulator's ongoing concerns over the web giant's revamped privacy policy.…

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Adobe sucks on Oracle brain drain for HTML5 game gain

7 hours 56 min ago
Java VM experts exit en masse

Adobe seems to be juicing its software gaming credentials against HTML5 by grabbing some hard-core Sun Microsystems talent as they slip out Oracle's back door.…

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Council fined £70k after burglars nick vulnerable kids' files

8 hours 28 min ago
Second data law breach in two years

The UK's privacy watchdog has fined the London Borough of Barnet £70k ($111k) after the local authority lost extremely sensitive information about young children for the second time in two years.…

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Pinterest valued at $1.5 BILLION, bags $100m in funding

8 hours 58 min ago
Next stop: Japan

Cupcake and kitten-laden photo site Pinterest has bagged $100m in funding from a bunch of investors led by Japanese online retailer Rakuten.…

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Watchdog tells Greenpeace to stop 'encouraging anti-social behaviour'

9 hours 18 min ago
Hippies told to stop asking for money to fund vandalism

The UK's advertising watchdog has upheld a complaint against advertising by hippy collective Greenpeace, which solicited money to help in such things as breaking into power stations and defacing property.…

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Steve Jobs' death clears way for rumoured 4in 'iPhone 5' screen

9 hours 42 min ago
Apple places order for large display, claim sources

The next Apple iPhone will have an enlarged 4-inch screen, according to well-placed anonymous sources.…

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UK man to spend year in the clink for Facebook account hack

9 hours 58 min ago
21-year-old admitted breaking into US victim's profile

A British man has been jailed for a year after hacking into the Facebook account of a US citizen.…

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